A guy and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety bucks. He screamed, “For what, ninety dollars?”
The desk Clerk said:
“For room and board, sir.”
A guy said:
“Room and board? We didn’t eat here.”
The Clerk said:
“It was here for you. If you didn’t get it, it’s your fault.”
A guy said:
“You take forty doIIars. I’m Charging you fifty dollars for fooling around with my wife.”
The Clerk said:
“I never touched your wife!”
A guy said:
“It was there for you.”
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